Sorry for the quality of the shot, folks. I took this one with my phone. Anyway, you'll notice that I'm just starting to get some minor chipping now, after almost three weeks, which is very impressive ...

Are you hypnotized by my shiny, shiny red manicure? How about if I told you it would last at least 2 weeks, probably more like 3 without chipping? Like, at all. Folks, what you're looking at is the ...